A REAL NIGERIAN CHARACTERS (funny)

A REAL NIGERIAN WILL READ THIS A REAL Nigerian Driver won't prolong d mata wit policeman. N20 go answer all his questions. A REAL Nigerian Student will do examination malpractise to cross O'level bridge. A REAL Nigerian will stretch his/her neck in any examination. A REAL Nigerian will pack nokia battery for china phone. A REAL Nigerian will drive a car without going to driving school. A REAL Nigerian will study law in school and be an actor in nollywood. A REAL Nigerian will gbagaun... A REAL Nigerian would had no shoes but become a president. A REAL Nigerian will use ankara for shirt. A REAL Nigerian will take $500,000 bribe & tell u "it was taken for evidence". Yet he can't show us where THIS' evidence is kept. A REAL Nigerian is smarter than any nationality. A REAL Nigerian will spot gbagaun on this post. A REAL Nigerian will buy a vehicle for private use but use it for commercial purpose. A REAL Nigerian will dupe you and let you think you've duped him/her. A REAL Nigerian will so you smile face no matter how condition may be. A REAL Nigerian will lie about his real age when seeking for a job. A REAL Nigerian will add his/her towards this post. A REAL Nigerian will copy a status on facebook and post it and receive "guy you try o".