HOW TO TWEET FACEBOOK STATUS TO TWITTER AND VICE-VERSA.

The two most visited social websites (twitter and facebook) users might find it difficult for them to post this same post from one site to another but with this tutorial, it will be easier for them to post one for all at the same time. First, log in to both site either from a phone or computer. Follow the steps below; HOW TO TWEET FACEBOOK STATUS TO TWIITER. Go to http://www.facebook.com/twitter/?redirect=100001212818855 mark all the boxes you see in each option shown to you, click on "link to twitter" Post a status from facebook, go to your profile on twitter and check it there (it will have "via facebook" below). HOW TO POST TWITTER TWEET TO FACEBOOK Go to http://apps.facebook.com/twitter it will take you to the twitter application page, clink the link "Go to your Twitter Profile Settings to start" it will show all your twitter information, you will see the link "Post your tweets to facebook" Click on "save changes" to complete Tweet a post on twitter, go to your profile on facebook and check it theree (it will have "via twitter" below)

A REAL NIGERIAN CHARACTERS (funny)

A REAL NIGERIAN WILL READ THIS A REAL Nigerian Driver won't prolong d mata wit policeman. N20 go answer all his questions. A REAL Nigerian Student will do examination malpractise to cross O'level bridge. A REAL Nigerian will stretch his/her neck in any examination. A REAL Nigerian will pack nokia battery for china phone. A REAL Nigerian will drive a car without going to driving school. A REAL Nigerian will study law in school and be an actor in nollywood. A REAL Nigerian will gbagaun... A REAL Nigerian would had no shoes but become a president. A REAL Nigerian will use ankara for shirt. A REAL Nigerian will take $500,000 bribe & tell u "it was taken for evidence". Yet he can't show us where THIS' evidence is kept. A REAL Nigerian is smarter than any nationality. A REAL Nigerian will spot gbagaun on this post. A REAL Nigerian will buy a vehicle for private use but use it for commercial purpose. A REAL Nigerian will dupe you and let you think you've duped him/her. A REAL Nigerian will so you smile face no matter how condition may be. A REAL Nigerian will lie about his real age when seeking for a job. A REAL Nigerian will add his/her towards this post. A REAL Nigerian will copy a status on facebook and post it and receive "guy you try o".

REASON WHY PRAYERS ARE NOT ANSWERED (islamic dawah)

A man asked the famous scholar Sufiyan at-Thawri that how comeshis dua has not been responded to even though he has been making the same dua for years, and Allah says in the Quran that if my slave calls upon Me, then I am close and will respond to the call. The scholar responded by giving the following reasons;
1. You believe in the existance of Allah, but you do not fulfil his commands.
2. You say you love the Prophet Mohammed (Sallallahu 'alahi wasallam), but you do not follow his sunnah (i.e, his
example).
3. You Read The Qur'an but you do not put it into
practice.
4. You enjoy all the benefits from Allah, but you are not grateful to him.
5. You acknowledge Shaytan as your enemy, but you do not go against
him.
6. You want to enter paradise, but you do not work for it.
7. You do not want to be thrown into hell-fire, but you do not try to get away (ie, do good deeds).
8. You believe that every living-thing will face death,
but you do not prepare for it.
9. You gossip and find faults in others, but you forgot your own faults and mistakes.
10. You bury the dead, but you do not take a lesson from it.

AWOOF (jokes)

 A big man entered a restaurant and spoke in loud voice so that everybody could heard him. He said "barman, I'm sitting down now and I want everybody to sit because when I sit, I make sure everybody sits". After everybody had sat, He said "barman, give me pepper soup with two cat fish and make sure you serve everybody like mine because when I eat I make sure everybody eats".

 As he was eating along with other people, He said "barman, give me two bottles of beer and make sure you give these people two bottles of beer each because when I drink, I make sure everybody drinks".

 After he had finished dining and wining, he ordered for the bill as a responsible man, He said "barman, let me have my bill and make sure you serve everybody his/her bill because when I pay for my service, I make sure everybody pay for his/her service"...

Shalom!

NOTHING CAN SATISFY US (funny)

Nigerian seeking Visa to Europe, no blame am, he wants to take part in becoming slave in modern Slave Trade.

French Man dancing to Michael Jackson song, sorry for madness, he is dancing to beat only.

Ibadan Man buying Oyo bread, poverty, maybe he needs to reduce blood.

Onitsha Man coming to Lagos to buy shoe, extravaganza, who knows if he has plenty money?

Telling people to follow you on twitter with facebook, spam, that's how you cheat facebook.

Snacks' seller that wanted to buy Meat pie at MacDonald, my life, he wanted to form popularity.

African watching European Leagues, God help us, we like Oyinbo stuff.

Fisherman is buying Tin stuff (geisha, titus and co), please contact his doctor, he did not know the difference between left and right.

Nigerian buying India Movies, linguistic, he wants to learn India Language.

Copying and reposting this status, gbagaun, you can not use your head?

HOW TO DOWNLOAD ANY EBOOK FOR FREE THROUGH GOOGLE

HOW TO DOWNLOAD ANY EBOOK FOR FREE THROUGH GOOGLE

Only a few people will believe this tutorial, my brother and I have been using this unknown tutorial since december 2011. It is not a power of hacker or cracker, I'm not an Hacker and don't think I'll be one. Just type in your request in the google search engine and put "(pdf)" at the back like this "HOW TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE (PDF)".
Click any of your suitable link that ends with (pdf) and it'll start downloading.

N.b. You need a pdf reader (adobe reader) before you can read it.

IF YOU WANT TO DATE A GIRL FROM ANY COUNTRY (funny)

If you want to date Indian girl, you must know how to sing
If you want to date American girl, you must be honest
If you want to date English girl, you must be brilliant in your field
If you want date to Chinese girl, you must know kung-fu
If you want to date Russian girl, you must be white
If you want to date Brazilian girl, you must fix your front teeth
If you want to date Ghanian girl, you must be black
If you want to date Italian girl, you must be sex enthusiast
If you want to date NIGERIAn girl, you must be RICH

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

SADDEST JOURNEY OF MY LIFE

It was a 30minutes journey. What I encountered was worse than what a prisoner went through in his capital offence punishment. The Federal Government had warned the motorcyclist not to carry more than a passenger i.e. two people on a bike but people did not follow this rule...

The Okadaman carried two (one girl with big boobs and me). The only thing that came to my mind was that this arrogant girl will press her boobs on my back and I'll feel a little pleasure.

My dream (her boobs on my back) could not come true because the girl was stingy. Instead, she used blow (her handfist) to block her boobs touching my back. We had just used 5minutes in our journey when we reached a big hole. If the okadaman had not driven carefully, it would have been another story. He drove like hamilton drove sport car in a jungle. All what we passengers were doing was little jumping jumping on a bike because of those gallops we encountered. Each jumping jumping cost me hard hand blow on my back. The lady asked “brother, hope I’m not harming you with my hand?” as a foolish gentleman, I said “no, they are still soft like your normal hands, aint know it’s ya blow”. Imagine I was pretending because of my dirty minds.

It was when the blow reached a thousand punches that the Lady alighted from the bicycle, leaving the Okada man and me for the remaining journey. I thought that was her destination because immediately as she alighted, three little children came and thronged her. The journey continued; we, no I personally encountered another problem, my leg hit the laser of the motorcycle accidentally and that caused a wound to me. We passed through some motorcycle units, the okada man was supposed to be paying N20 in each units. The unit was body organized by NURTW (National Union of Road Transport Workers) to collect a money into the revenue of a state. According to what cyclist when I asked why he didn’t pay all units we passed despite they ordered him to parked to pay and he refused, he said “who is going to be paying them stupid shit, How much am I making a day that I will be contribute to their fund”, “but they’ll be paying the money they had collected from cyclists into Government’s Fund” I explained the fact to him, “Whose Fund?” he interrogated, “are they going to tender the number of motorcycles that pass, the one that pay, the one…?” “I can hear you, it’s okay, concentrate on our journey”, I interrupted the tête-à-tête.

We passed a thousand units that each unit’s tollman (agent) ordered us to park and pay levy but the cyclist did not. If  the cyclist had paid each unit, I’m sure  he would not make any profit but loss. It was then I realised the reason why he should not pay any shit. When we passed the last unit in the journey, the agent there ordered him (the cyclist) which he still played his game. This agent is taller than a lorry. With the newly fresh cane in his hand, he wanted to hit the stiff-necked okada man with force like a Fulani beating the next cow to him but unfortunately, the cane hit me. “Aaaarggghhhh!”, I exclaimed, “what’s it?”, he asked as if he didn’t know the cane hit me. “Can’t you see the tollman wanted to hit you for not parking and pay but he mistakenly hit me?” “You’re supposed to block it after all you’re a man, no need to cry”, he replied. Instead of him to commiserated me, he gave a shit talk. Had I not paid him before the journey, I would have alighted in that place. We kept going…

Nearly 10 minutes to the end of my journey, the cloud showed its angry face and the rain started falling heavily on us. Maybe the okadaman had known there will be rain because he wore a thick sweater made with nylon and he couldn’t feel the strokes of the rain. Each stroke of this rain beat me like ten masquerades beating an arrogant follower mercilessly.

The rain fell for 5 minutes after it had caused a cold fever to my body. I was drenched and at this same time shivering. Despite all what happened to me, the okadaman did not feel any difficulty; he said “I like working under the rain”, “you will like it because you wear an helmet and a thick sweater” I replied annoyingly. Suddenly, the motorcycle stopped working. The plug in the inner part of the motorcycle was contaminated by the rain. The motorcyclist had to park and clean it. The surrounding we were was a dumping ground for refuse. The plug was so hot that we had to wait for about 5minutes before it could be touched. The malodorous surrounding was unbearable and this could cause a disease into human’s respiratory system. When asking the okadaman about the stench, he said “can’t you see I wear a nose piece?” Now I realise all jinxes in the journey are only on me.

We solved the plug problem, the okadaman begged me to help him to push the okada while he sat on it before it could start working. I had no alternative than to push it, after all, it was dark already and I have paid him the transport fare. After pushing with my last strength for 3minutes, the motorcycle worked. We rode on… I knew whatever it might be, I would reach my destination. My journey completed when we reached the junction to Uncle’s house. I felt a little relieved. The house gate was locked: uncle had gone to a party, I remembered it was Saturday. No going back, because no money for another journey so, I jumped over the gate. My left leg hit the fence and I got another injury on the second leg… met the door being locked. I had to sleep on his doorstep using a doormat as pillow. No blanket, No mattress, only on a cold floor and I couldn’t sleep conveniently with my back due to pain got from tollman stroke. So hungry. What a Sad journey!

Threat Text Message Promises “Guns and Bombs” at Eid el Fitr Celebrations

Threat Text Message Promises “Guns and Bombs” at Eid el Fitr Celebrations

Reasons for creating this blogs

thus written and said "The journey of thousands mile begins with a step". Being a great is the aim of everyman. The sky is the limit of those who aim high.

I like the way people appreciate my handiwork on social websites especially facebook, this inspire me in creating a website. Due to some reasons, I could not create it, so, I thinks getting the alternative is the better i could and I had did it by creating this blogs. If not for google, I might not be having the chance.

I created this website for everybody from the earth and those who have the chance to view lively things from heaven and angels from heaven to see what God planted in my heart.

Introduction

ALL THANKS GO TO ALMIGHTY GOD THAT CREATED ME, KUDOS TO MY PARENT FOR NOT ABORTING MY PREGNANT, WELL DONE JOB TO GOOGLE THAT GIVE USERS ABILITY TO HAVE A WEBSITE-LIKE CALLED THIS BLOGS.

In a nutshell, this blogs belongs your guy as you all know me, I dont do yama yama. It'll be consisting of differents inspiring stories, funny articles and counseling tips. By God's grace I will always be there for you all, thank you very much.