Read the speech of Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe

Read the speech of Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe ...Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres. Racism Will never end as long we still wash first white clothes, then other colours later. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace! Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to the funerals. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not White listed. Even when playing the snooker, you haven't won until you sink the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the field.  BUT I DON'T CARE, SO LONG AS I'M STILL USING WHITE  TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY BLACK ASS, I'M STILL FINE!!!

HOW TO TWEET FACEBOOK STATUS TO TWITTER AND VICE-VERSA.

The two most visited social websites (twitter and facebook) users might find it difficult for them to post this same post from one site to another but with this tutorial, it will be easier for them to post one for all at the same time. First, log in to both site either from a phone or computer. Follow the steps below; HOW TO TWEET FACEBOOK STATUS TO TWIITER. Go to http://www.facebook.com/twitter/?redirect=100001212818855 mark all the boxes you see in each option shown to you, click on "link to twitter" Post a status from facebook, go to your profile on twitter and check it there (it will have "via facebook" below). HOW TO POST TWITTER TWEET TO FACEBOOK Go to http://apps.facebook.com/twitter it will take you to the twitter application page, clink the link "Go to your Twitter Profile Settings to start" it will show all your twitter information, you will see the link "Post your tweets to facebook" Click on "save changes" to complete Tweet a post on twitter, go to your profile on facebook and check it theree (it will have "via twitter" below)

A REAL NIGERIAN CHARACTERS (funny)

A REAL NIGERIAN WILL READ THIS A REAL Nigerian Driver won't prolong d mata wit policeman. N20 go answer all his questions. A REAL Nigerian Student will do examination malpractise to cross O'level bridge. A REAL Nigerian will stretch his/her neck in any examination. A REAL Nigerian will pack nokia battery for china phone. A REAL Nigerian will drive a car without going to driving school. A REAL Nigerian will study law in school and be an actor in nollywood. A REAL Nigerian will gbagaun... A REAL Nigerian would had no shoes but become a president. A REAL Nigerian will use ankara for shirt. A REAL Nigerian will take $500,000 bribe & tell u "it was taken for evidence". Yet he can't show us where THIS' evidence is kept. A REAL Nigerian is smarter than any nationality. A REAL Nigerian will spot gbagaun on this post. A REAL Nigerian will buy a vehicle for private use but use it for commercial purpose. A REAL Nigerian will dupe you and let you think you've duped him/her. A REAL Nigerian will so you smile face no matter how condition may be. A REAL Nigerian will lie about his real age when seeking for a job. A REAL Nigerian will add his/her towards this post. A REAL Nigerian will copy a status on facebook and post it and receive "guy you try o".

REASON WHY PRAYERS ARE NOT ANSWERED (islamic dawah)

A man asked the famous scholar Sufiyan at-Thawri that how comeshis dua has not been responded to even though he has been making the same dua for years, and Allah says in the Quran that if my slave calls upon Me, then I am close and will respond to the call. The scholar responded by giving the following reasons;
1. You believe in the existance of Allah, but you do not fulfil his commands.
2. You say you love the Prophet Mohammed (Sallallahu 'alahi wasallam), but you do not follow his sunnah (i.e, his
example).
3. You Read The Qur'an but you do not put it into
practice.
4. You enjoy all the benefits from Allah, but you are not grateful to him.
5. You acknowledge Shaytan as your enemy, but you do not go against
him.
6. You want to enter paradise, but you do not work for it.
7. You do not want to be thrown into hell-fire, but you do not try to get away (ie, do good deeds).
8. You believe that every living-thing will face death,
but you do not prepare for it.
9. You gossip and find faults in others, but you forgot your own faults and mistakes.
10. You bury the dead, but you do not take a lesson from it.

AWOOF (jokes)

 A big man entered a restaurant and spoke in loud voice so that everybody could heard him. He said "barman, I'm sitting down now and I want everybody to sit because when I sit, I make sure everybody sits". After everybody had sat, He said "barman, give me pepper soup with two cat fish and make sure you serve everybody like mine because when I eat I make sure everybody eats".

 As he was eating along with other people, He said "barman, give me two bottles of beer and make sure you give these people two bottles of beer each because when I drink, I make sure everybody drinks".

 After he had finished dining and wining, he ordered for the bill as a responsible man, He said "barman, let me have my bill and make sure you serve everybody his/her bill because when I pay for my service, I make sure everybody pay for his/her service"...

Shalom!

NOTHING CAN SATISFY US (funny)

Nigerian seeking Visa to Europe, no blame am, he wants to take part in becoming slave in modern Slave Trade.

French Man dancing to Michael Jackson song, sorry for madness, he is dancing to beat only.

Ibadan Man buying Oyo bread, poverty, maybe he needs to reduce blood.

Onitsha Man coming to Lagos to buy shoe, extravaganza, who knows if he has plenty money?

Telling people to follow you on twitter with facebook, spam, that's how you cheat facebook.

Snacks' seller that wanted to buy Meat pie at MacDonald, my life, he wanted to form popularity.

African watching European Leagues, God help us, we like Oyinbo stuff.

Fisherman is buying Tin stuff (geisha, titus and co), please contact his doctor, he did not know the difference between left and right.

Nigerian buying India Movies, linguistic, he wants to learn India Language.

Copying and reposting this status, gbagaun, you can not use your head?

HOW TO DOWNLOAD ANY EBOOK FOR FREE THROUGH GOOGLE

HOW TO DOWNLOAD ANY EBOOK FOR FREE THROUGH GOOGLE

Only a few people will believe this tutorial, my brother and I have been using this unknown tutorial since december 2011. It is not a power of hacker or cracker, I'm not an Hacker and don't think I'll be one. Just type in your request in the google search engine and put "(pdf)" at the back like this "HOW TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE (PDF)".
Click any of your suitable link that ends with (pdf) and it'll start downloading.

N.b. You need a pdf reader (adobe reader) before you can read it.